The Crystal Barber




‘One’s dedication to the appearance of one’s foot reflects directly on one’s dedication to one’s personal hygiene — Socrates. 

That above quote obviously is completely, 100% real. And who are we to doubt Socrates’s wisdom? But in all un-seriousness, these diamond-infused barber socks will have you looking as hygienic as your friend Sally who has three showers a day. Pop the Crystal Barber under a pair of blue jeans or let them hang out and prance around under a cute little skirt or shorts. But we implore, whatever you do, please! think of the children. 

What? Precisely. 




Sock 1: 

Baby blue. Bubbly pink. Grape purple. White.

Sock 2:

Baby blue. Bubbly pink. Grape purple. White.

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Product Description

100% combed cotton. Produced in China. Everything’s a little odd beneath the surface.

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36-40, 41-46


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