‘One’s dedication to the appearance of one’s foot reflects directly on one’s dedication to one’s personal hygiene — Socrates.
That above quote obviously is completely, 100% real. And who are we to doubt Socrates’s wisdom? But in all un-seriousness, these diamond-infused barber socks will have you looking as hygienic as your friend Sally who has three showers a day. Pop the Crystal Barber under a pair of blue jeans or let them hang out and prance around under a cute little skirt or shorts. But we implore, whatever you do, please! think of the children.