The Odd Sock. Last seen petting an alligator at the Melbourne Zoo. Responds only to the name ‘Sir Odd Sock’. Long hair. Easily Startled. Speaks in riddles. Height: hobbit. Friendly and approachable. Will most likely be clad in a velvet jacket and mismatched socks. Insane but perfectly harmless. Likes: Brie cheese, purple frogs, anarchistic sunbeams.
Reward: dead or alive – 3 goats, all named Hermann.
What’s in the box?
The Mystery Box comes fully loaded with…
1x Biggie Smalls
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